Good News About Hell

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

I have GOT to stop spending $30

how do people hatewatch things, i can barely find the time to read and watch all the things i actively want to, how the fuck are you putting time aside to watch an entire season of dogshit telly thats just gonna make you mad

knock knock

who's there

deez

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today

people love to say "your cat is just being cuddly because it's cold out and he likes the warmth" like that detracts from it somehow. this weird little creature lives in my home and his paws and the tip of his nose are cold and his solution to this is to go to the big weird hairless ape who feeds him, and curl up on its stomach and fall asleep there bc it's nice and warm. that too is love!!!!

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

[me, fumbling a social interaction] oh lovely. another haunting addition to the collection