Aphelionns

Bitches be like 'oh I love batman and Bruce wayne <3' but then they go read fics which literally and figuratively torture him. It's me. I am bitches

He will ABSOLUTELY protect his big wifey

“Batman doesn’t act human” yeah that’s literally three untreated disorders in a trauma trencoat with a heart that’s 6 sizes too big what did you expect

having a hyperfixation and talking to people is like "Y'KNOW WHAT ELSE HAS DIVORCE IN IT" "Y'KNOW WHO ELSE IS A BROTHER" "Y'KNOW WHAT ELSE FOUNDED INCREDIBLE CONTROVERSY" and you just don't say it unless it's really really really funny.

"Has the new Superman met Batman?" Bro, there is no way that Corenswet's Clark has not been working on his favorite cryptid for *months* like a feral cat. Bringing him treats in the form of information, rewarding non-violent interactions with affection, sitting with him quietly so he knows Clark is not a threat. If Bruce is wearing a cape, I guarantee that Clark has a diary in the Fortress with entries like, "Today Batman greeted me without throwing a smoke bomb at my face! We are really bonding :)"

I have created a read and write discord server. Its primary purpose is to promote your own fics, find fics to read, recommend fics, discuss fics, and help others write fics. The main fandom is the batfam, however all dcu readers and writers are welcome. There are no age requirements (except for Discords 13+ rule) and everyone is welcome no matter how active in the community they are.

*gravelly voice suddenly speaking from a black dark corner of a rooftop* uppies.