Hi im teagen

the feminine urge to quit my job so I could write self-indulgent fanfics about my abused, tortured, blood-covered blorbo with 829 issues falling in love with his own nemesis in the kinkiest, gayest, most fucked up way all day long

haha that's a nice starry-eyed ambition you've got there buddy. sure hope the narrative doesn't warp it into something ruthless and all-consuming

my three fag hags. and yes they weave the thread of fate

i can't wait to be 60 so i can tell my life story in the youtube comments section of my favorite songs

This is a great take and I would like to adopt “Feelings Yakuza” in English actually, I feel like it conveys the whole thing way more obviously than “anti” (not to mention the muddled meaning of “proshipper”).

This is a great take and I would like to adopt “Feelings Yakuza” in English actually, I feel like it conveys the whole thing way more obviously than “anti” (not to mention the muddled meaning of “proshipper”).

congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️

"waifu" "best girl" what if I held your head in both hands and tore it clean off your torso

not to tell people what to do but as someone who’s been in fandom since i was like twelve, i promise that the only good fandom experience involves limiting your friend circle to, like, seven people. when you’re in a city, you don’t make friends with every douchebag on the street. stringently vet the people who are allowed to influence you. in an age of people and companies constantly demanding your attention and energy, your happiness will grow best like flowers in a greenhouse in a terrible city; a contained, curated space allows happiness to flourish. keep it small and don’t be sorry to tell people to stay the fuck out of your greenhouse.

it actually is super important to “write for the audience you want and not the audience you’re afraid of.” because if you do write for the people who would hate your work if you didn’t bend over backwards trying to cater to them, inevitably you are going to have more of those people engaging with you and your work than you would otherwise. you have every right to explore how YOU feel in your own work and every right to target one audience over another, so don’t try and impress people you don’t want anything to do with. it’ll hurt you in the long run, in more ways than one.

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

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love getting invested in other ppl's oc lore like tell me more about your original guy