#perfecta talks

Rhythm Doctor just had me straight up open-mouthed pogchamping at my monitors what the fuck. I didn't know this was possible. The technology

I keep pet stink bugs (as in I find them dinking off lights in my home and catch them and put them in a small plastic bug cage) I've only done it thrice now but the first one lived for over six months. His name was Richard Stink and I bought a custom decorative box for his corpse that reads "Rest Easy Richard Stink" the guy who made it sent me a message on Etsy and was like "so I'm making a coffin for your dead bug named Dick Stink? That's really funny thank you for paying me to do this"

I do find it hilarious that Devolver seems deadset on portraying Sam as some kind of nervous wreck scaredy cat in all of the promo materials for sales and stuff. I hate it and also the voice they gave him but you know what there are many multitudes within him and I can see the appeal. Not for me though thats a single dad who works two jobs loves his kids and never stops. That's a man who will go out into the apocalypse and make new friends and offer them a place to stay in his one bedroom apartment. While also killing hundreds of people in self defense before going back to his bathroom mirror to say "Im feeling great!" to himself

I need a comprehensive list of all Canon Sam Facts that are unaffected by player choices. Like he's terrified of clowns, he seems to have a lot of spiraling thoughts, he has a mom who made him sandwiches, he plays games but not that much, he is unemployed. I need a military run-down of all Canon Sam Facts