Monkey Business

I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?

These people seem to get it, though. It’s very simple in places. It’s basically the cookbook for people who think, ‘I’m really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can’t think of anything else to cook that won’t exhaust me’. And it’s free!

🎪The circus is gonna be in town this August 1-2 2026 at Dashcon2 🎪!

Find me at booth 20 along with Coddiwompleart! I’ll also be participating in the Tumblr Sexyman Sticker Rally

Compliment my shoelaces for a FREE clown nose

(while supplies last)

Can’t make it in person? Most of my catalogue is available on my ACGGoods store - including a Dashcon exclusive Tumblrina design and a few online only items I won’t have for the con!