Dinos And Stuff

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sometimes i feel ugly and sad about myself then im like wait. thats my mum and dad! flecks of my grandparents too… remnants of every being of my lineage… hundreds of crossed paths paved in cosmic randomness all of which i carry in this very face. and then beauty standards feel far too silly 

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

Everyone is (rightfully) angry at Britney’s family for keeping her under the conservatorship, but let’s not forget it was the tabloid press who drove her to a breakdown, who isolated her to the point that it was possible for her to be placed under such control. And not only did they get away with it, they harassed countless other women, and continue to do so with near impunity.

Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick

Please be more clear that that’s a funny name you gave your chicken

My body is NOT a temple… It is a labyrinth that I Do Not know the exit to.

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