I just saw an email walking around outside

one time my cousin saw a spider the size of a car. it's true

I know this is rather well tread ground but I truly cannot IMAGINE the level of western european pussy stank that was going on before the widespread implementation of the indoor plumbing system and the advent of germ theory. Walking around with layers upon layers of wool and cotton, stepping in sheep shit and cow shit and pig shit and chicken shit and human shit and dog shit and cat shit and vomit and blood and phlegm and everyone was sneezing and coughing into each other’s faces and they were drinking directly from Poop and Pee River and putting leeches on their herpes sores and syphilis noses and gonorrhea and scabies and shingles and mumps and measles and smallpox and eating their boogers and leaving shit caked to their ass and shitting in buckets and leaving it then throwing it on people and not brushing their teeth and touching their dicks and clits with long dirty fingernails and chewing with their mouths open and bursting their boils and having sex with horses and donkeys and their siblings and their cousins and drinking raw milk and hawking loogies at children and wearing their long pointy shoes in the house and cutting their toenails with their teeth and just cumming in the street in front of everyone and leaving it there and no one gives a shit and only washing their bedding when someone shits or dies on it and you knowwww they let their dogs lick their mouth and never washing their cauldrons and cleaning their hair with spit and burping loud as fuck all the time and it smells like boiled liver… Dude

Hey man I’m just happy to be in this dark and scary woods with you

Voting for a billionaire and his gang of billionaire friends to save you from The Elite (baristas with blue hair and pronouns)

I can go lala and yippie. #mytalents

i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results