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Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

i was just thinking literally how sexy game of thrones fall from grace was. it was so close to being adult harry potter for years to come with the houses assigned as personalities, themes weddings etc etc and the nostalgia after it ended would’ve exacerbated all that just like it did hp but it died a terrible awful death as it deserved. peace and love on planet earth <33333

I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes “noooo… this won’t do” and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says “… I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing…”

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

humans be like staple crop

In German a Christmas tree farm is called a “tree-school” and I thought that was very cute and funny until I remembered that we buy our plants at... a nursery.