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from the summer to the spring / from the mountain to the air / from samaritan to sin / and it's waiting on the end
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an ao3 commenter invited me to check out a menorah they'd set up in their FC's front yard, so I took T'zekh there for a visit! using the amdapor lamps and changing their color for each night is such a cute idea....
If you also want to see, it's over on Aether - Faerie lavender beds, ward 21 plot 51 :D
that's my house! i'm so glad my DIY menorah has given some other Jewish WoLs a bit of light. i'm planning to leave it up till the Starlight event is done on Dec 31, so till then, gpose to your heart's content!
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I feel like chatgpt came around and everyone immediately forgot what they were doing to get stuff done before. like writing centers, extensions, extra help, templates, office hours, beta readers, random generators, and art and writing prompts have all existed for ages. even if you were cheating there's always been sparknotes, photomath, copying, paying someone else to do it, faking that your grandma died, and whatever. all of that stuff is more reliable and doesn't fuck over the planet. and you might actually learn something
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im putting together a couple of scottish folk mixes bc thatās what i do and im honestly curious if anyone in my country has ever been unequivocally happy about anything ever
scottish trad music genres:
Everyone I Love Is Dead
The English Have Stolen All My Sheep
You Want To Be My Boyfriend? First You Must Answer These Riddles Three
The Protestants Have Stolen All My Sheep
I Love You A Lot But Youāve Left Me And Itās Raining [fiddle solo]
The Sea Is Treacherous, Just Like The English
One Time Bonnie Prince Charlie Punched Me In The Face And It Was Awesome
The Fairies Have Stolen All My Sheep
We have of course the traditional Irish music genres to go with them:
* Everyone I Love Is An Allegorical Representation of Ireland
* The English Stole My Farm And Put Sheep On It
* You Were My Boyfriend But Now You Wonāt Even Come To The Window To Look Upon Me And Our Dead Infant Child (In The Rain)
* Whack Fol Too La Roo Umptytiddly Good Theyāve Stopped Listening Now Letās Talk About Revolution
* Something In Irish, I Think Itās About Fairies, Or Maybe A Cow
oooo can I add to this? donāt forget Appalachian folk balladry, the American cousin of Scottish and Irish traditional music and just as uplifting as its Anglo-Saxon highland forbears!!!
genres include:
I Left Everyone I Love Back Home In The Holler To Be With This Guy Who Doesnāt Wear Shoes Or Have Teeth But He Plays A Mean Jug
The English Told Us Not To Move West Yet, We Ignored Them, My Entire Family Was Killed
You Were My Boyfriend But You Tied A Sack Of Rocks To My Petticoats And Threw Me In The Creek (And My Baby Too)
Mama Loves All 14 Of Us A Lot But Sheās Weary Of Our Shit And Now Sheās Dyinā (Gather Round)
The McCleans Stole A Firewood Log From Our Pile So We Wonāt Rest Until The Last Of Their Male Kin Is Laid In The Cold Ground
We Knew The River Would Rise But We Still Didnāt Fix The LeveeĀ
The River Rose, The Levee Broke, Everyone Died, It Was Just As We Reckoned (dulcimer twang-a-lang)Ā
When The Rebels Come A-Marchinā Iām A Southern Man And I Feed Their Horses My Best, When The Yankees Come A-Marchinā Iām A Northern Man And I Feed Their Horses What The Rebels Left
The Tennessee Valley Authority Killed All My Sheep Somehow
Donāt forget that old standby āThe Mine Collapsed and Everyone Diedā!
I think someone needs to put in a word for the English folk tradition though:
I Met a Girl and We Went Hunting (It Was a Metaphor for Sex)
I Met a Girl and We Caught Some Birds (It Was a Metaphor for Sex)
I Met a Girl and We Found Her Lost Pet (It Was a Metaphor for Sex)
I Met a Girl By Staying At Her Parentsā House and She Made My Bed (It Was an Especially Thinly-Veiled Metaphor for Sex)
I Am a Girl and I Regret Engaging In Metaphors for Sex Because Now Iām Pregnant
I Met a Girl and Bribed Her Into Sex But She Stole My Horse and Ran Away With It
I Met a Girl At an Inn and We Had Non-Metaphorical Sex But She Stole My Stuff The Next Morning and Now I Have Syphilis
Your Fiance Died Either at Trafalgar or Waterloo, Letās Get Married, Iām Glad You Said No Because Iām Really Him In Disguise
Lord Nelson Sure Was Awesome
The Press-Gang Dragged Off All the Important Men in My Life (And Now They Are Dead)
Farm Laborers Are The Salt of the Earth And Are Never Grindingly Poor
Begging Is a Completely Viable Career Option With Flexible Hours and Unlimited Access to Alcohol
behold mongolian folk music genres
I Went Out Riding and Noticed Mongolia
We Fought a Bunch of Guys (On Horseback)
Witness My Many Ungulates
(While On a Horse) I Met a Hot Girl Who Reminded Me of a Plant
On Three, Say What That Terrain Feature Looks Like to You (One, Two, Three, A Horse)
Witness My Many Ancestorsā Many Ungulates
I Also Enjoy Heavy Metal, Especially If Itās Made of Horseshoes
Oooorrrrweeeeuuurrrreeeeuuuuwwwwwrrrrrrrr (Is Tuvan for āHorseā)
You Might Not Know This About Me, But I Own a Horse
THE MONGOLIAN FOLK SONGS MADE IT BETTER.
now with more okinawan!
We Must Plant the Crops, Letās Get Drunk!Ā
We Must Harvest the Crops, Letās Get Drunk!
Thereās No Crops Right Now, Letās Get Drunk!
Sex On the Beach Is Awesome, War Is Bad
There Are Ghosts in the Trees
The Japanese Exploit Us (And the Americans Do Too)
I Love the Sea, This Island Is Beautiful, War Is Still Bad
Hey, Thereās an Old Man, Letās Get Drunk!
Respect Your Parents Or You Will Be Lost at Sea Forever
As the daughter of a folksinger and spouse of a folklorist, I love this SO MUCH. Ā Hereās some from the sub-sub-genre of French folk songs of the Midwestā¦
I Am A Brawny-Armed Lumberjack Who Loves a Town Girl, Oh No!
Oh Fuck, I Slept With a Fur Trapper, What Shall I Tell Maman?
Hauling Logs, Rolling Logs, Driving Logs, All Day, What Ho!
Like Hell Youāre Marrying That Good for Nothing Bambocheur!
Fetch My Gold Ring That Fell Into the Sea! Ā Now!
I Met A Sailor While A-Strolling, And Now We Are In Love!
I Want to Kiss the Sailor I Met A-Strolling, But Iām Afraid My Father Will Find Out!
Oh Fuck, I Kissed the Sailor I Met A-Strolling And Now We Are Doomed!
Some Italian Folk Music Genres
A Spider Has Bitten Me And If I Do Not Dance I Will Die, Alas
I Am A Very Fancy Man With A Very Fancy Hat
The Cable Car Is A Thinly-Veiled Metaphor For Your Feminine Torture, O Woman
Rome Is The Very Best Place And Every Other Place Is Just Awful
I Love You, But You Are Married
I Love You, But You Are Fickle (Why Did You Dance With The Bakerās Son, Thou Vixen?)
I Love You, But You Left Me All Alone On This Romantic Wind-Swept Hillside, Which Is Actually Very Pretty, But Not As Pretty As You, Foul Temptress
Rome Is Still The Best Place And Every Other Place Can Go Right To Hell
Seriously Once You Have Been To Rome You Will Just Be Sick At The Thought Of Being Anywhere Else, You Will Pine Away And Die
I Love You, But You Are Dead (Or Maybe You Just Went To Live In A Slightly Prettier Place)
Rome, Rome, O Rome, Ah Rome, Rome Rome Rome, Have I Mentioned That I Love Rome?
Venetian Special Genres:
Women Are Like The Ocean: Salty And Full Of Drowned Sailors
Women Are Like The Ocean: I Cannot Figure Them Out At All
I Saw You One Time At A Party And I Have Designs Upon Your Feminine Virtue
I Love You, But You Are Married To The Ocean (For Some Reason)
I thought I would add some Dutch ones, because I saw no one had added any: - That Girl Is A Prostitute (But At Least She Goes To Church)
- That Incompetent Sailor Is Actually A Girl, But She Will Have Sex With You If You Donāt Kick Her Off The Boat
- Someone Of Any Occupation Is Doing Something, But Unfortunately They Are Now Dead
- Fuck You Spain (Haha, We Sunk Your Boat And Stole Your Silver)
- Fuck You England
- We Might Be Small, But We Will Fight You
- Life Isnāt So Bad, If You Just Go Outside
- Fuck You Winter
- Look At That Guy (Wild Racism)
- We Like Going To Other Countries (More Wild Racism)
- Drinking Is Fun
- Drinking Makes Me Long For Sea
- God Is My Dad
- My Province Is Great And Full Of Nature
Some nice Russian folk songs:
There Was A War And Everyone is Dead, Thereās Also a Symbolic Bird
There is Going to Be a War And Everyone Will Die, Thereās Also a Sybmolic Bird
The Dyeing Is Happening Right Now, Thereās Also a Symbolic Bird
I Had a Dream About Us Dying (No Birds Involved)
Alas You Are DeadĀ
Iām a Bird, I Drink Vodka
Fuck Itās Cold
Frost Do Not Freeze Me Do Not Freeze My Horse Do Not Freeze My Wife Please I Have Children
And my personal favourite:
Ayy Lmao This Guys Head Just Got Shot Off, We Are Going to Die Hahaha
I just couldnāt miss an opportunity to provide you a comprehensive summary of Ukrainian folk music genres.
~ I Married To A Man And Moved Far From My Home But I Want Fucking Back On My Fucking Land To My Parents And A Guy Whom I Actually Planned To Marry Before My Societyās Patriarchal Structure Destroyed My Life
~ A Guy Whom I Loved Loved Me And Also A Some Other Bitch So I Poisoned Him So That Nobody Gets Him
~ This Is My Land And I Love It Very Much, Period
~ I Made A Traditional Kupala Wreath And Released It On Water To Find My Love, No Sexual Hits Involved
~ I Have A Veeery Deeeeep Well In My Garden, And Also A Veeery Curly-Wurly Cabbage, And Also A Veeery Sweeeet Carrot Growing There, Come On Guys Check It Out, Oh, And There Are Totally No Sexual Hints
~ Graphic Descriptions Of Lesbian Sex
~ Everybody Is Dead After A Battle But There Is One Particular Cossack Whom I Am Especially Obligated To Mourn About Because He Is A Representative Of Our Entire Nationās Young People
~ The Couple Cannot Be Together Because Of Various Reasons And Everybody Cries
~Ā The Couple Cannot Be Together Because Of Various Reasons And Everybody Cries And Itās Compared To Some Sad Shit Happening In Nature
~ Letās Kill All People Who Threaten Ukraine Hahaha Yay!
~Letās Kill All People Who Threaten Ukraine And Involve Some Couple Who Cannot Be Together Because Of Various Reasons And Everybody Cries
Adding these well-known Cajun hits
~ I have a boat and have procured many crawfish do you love me?
~ I sure do love crawfish, boats, the bayou, and also dancing
~ My girlfriend can cook, and is therefore superior your girlfriend, who cannot
~ my girlfriend cannot cook and is therefore inferior to all other girlfriends
~ I saw you over a pile of crawfish and knew I was in love (on the bayou)
~ a list of regional dishes set to the tune of kitchen utensils
Sadly Iāve never listened to many Malaysian folk songs because they were never my parentsā speed but Iād like to contribute:
- Where the hell is your goat, sir? x8 and my love looks like a peeled egg
- Thereās an old parrot on the windowsill x4 and my grandma only has 2 teeth left
- Check out that hot girl over yonder, now pick the fruit (itās really a poem about manners), check out this hot girl, now letās ripen a different fruit while sailing (itās about gratitude)
- Weāre now singing about water spinach by the marsh and more foodstuff to be eaten
- LETāS GO HOME x9
- Weāre singing about a river now and boy it can beat out the seasons
- This is our mountain and itās super tall and blue! ⤠⤠ā¤Ā
- The frog is sitting by the well, croak croak, and now he fell in and DIED, croaked croaked
- Iām soaking in the pond because my joints hurts, I hope the harvest turns out well; nope, itās all weeds and my love broke my heart
Chiming in with a few Australian classics such as:
- Iām On A Convict Ship (And I Want To Go Home)
- I Stole A Sheep And Will Literally Commit Suicide Rather Than Go To Jail
- Small-Town Boy Makes Good As A Bushranger, Dies Heroically
- Letās Have A Sheep-Shearing Race
- The Bush Is Confusing And Beautiful And Now Weāre Dead
- Why Is The Rum Gone?
- Seriously, Why Is The Fucking Rum Gone, There Is Literally Nothing Else To Do In This Godforsaken Wasteland
- Birds Are Pretty Cool, I Guess
- No Horse Is As Good Or As Fast As That One Horse Was That TimeĀ
- Fuck The Authorities, Letās Have A Drink
- Real Blokes Fuck Women (Except When There Arenāt Any)
some jewish folk songs for yall!
- Hello Adonai, Master of the Universe, Iām Here to Sue You On Behalf of the Jewish People
- We Kidnapped Our Familyās Goat Because It Was Sad and We Wanted It To Be Free (There Shouldnāt Be Suffering)
- Food Is Literally So Important
- Iām Meditating Under A Bunch of Trees (Itās Really Hard Not to Cry)
- Shabbat Is Fucking Great
- Weāre Not Dead Yet
- Hey Kids, Youāre Gonna Endure Suffering But At Least You Can Be Inspired By the Torah
- Detailed Description of What Weāre Gonna Have For Dinner Tomorrow (Iām Excited)
- One Day Things Are Gonna Be Better, Even Though It Really Sucks Right Now
- Oh To Be a Cat Sleeping On the Roof
- This Candle Has The Souls of My Ancestors In It (Letās Get Drunk)
- I Love This Girl And We are Getting Married In 24 Hours (My Mom is Making Some Food)
Every time I see this there are new additions to entertain me. :DĀ
Reblogging forĀ āSeriously Once You Have Been To Rome You Will Just Be Sick At The Thought Of Being Anywhere Else, You Will Pine Away And Dieā
thanks for the Jewish folk songs! Here are a few more:
The Cossacks Are Trying To Kill Us But We Are Going to Dance Anyway
Thank You Hashem We Love To Be Alive
We Had To Leave The Old Country And It Was Sad
Romania Romania Romania Romania Romania (Thatās Where I Used To Live But I Was Kicked Out)
Hey! Hey! Water Is Absolutely The Best Thing Ever It Is Awesome I Wish We Had Some
Working Your Tuchas Off On A Kibbutz Is Great!
They Tried To Kill Us, We Won, Letās Eat (And Get Drunk)!
Enough Already!
An Extremely Long Song About What Happened To My Fatherās Goat
@haptic-havoc, this is the post I was talking about a few months ago at the Armory so I figure I'll add our Balkan list
My Hometown Is Better Than Yours
The Girls From My Hometown Are So Much Prettier Than The Girls From Yours
My Love Has Gone Away with the Partisans and I'll Never See Him Again
Man, Fuck Those Turks, They Suck
Here's a Bunch of Descriptions of Flowers and Fruit That Probably Have Something to Do with Banging
Oh Mother, I Perish Of Sadness Because My Beloved Has Married Someone Else
Here's A Song About a Girl Doing Laundry That Totally Isn't About Saving It For Marriage (or not)
Dance With Me Before Your Mother Sees, Quick! (Or Worse, Your Uncles)
Let's Meet After Dark In A Field, Exchange Oddly Specific Questions, And Then Probably Bang But There's No Verse About That
Tr*mp trying to conquer the world and brute force American exceptionalism onto everything and they just elected an American pope⦠please go back in there and pick again I am fucking begging
So I want to try and make some things clear (shed some light, as it were)
Iām Catholic, and Iām a leftist politically and if you check my blog Iāve been pretty vociferously anti-Trump.
Prevost is the right choice, because he was almost certainly chosen for being anti-Trump.
Heās one of the progressive-leaning cardinals who helped Francis push through reforms on schismatic turboconservative American bishops (this was regarding Fiducia supplicans and additional reforms around blessing gay couples, allowing gay parents to baptize their children, and allowing trans people to be baptized as Catholics while being out as trans to their parish), and his election was hinted at when the African cardinals essentially rolled up to pre-Conclave meetings and joined forces with other progressive candidates to pick someone who wants to take the fight to Trump because heās a danger to the independence of the church and he killed PEPFAR, which they were heavily in favor of.
If it had been a pro-Trump candidate we would have expected to see someone like Cardinal Burke. Prevost has been a wild card for a lot of people but my friend and I were sort of hoping this as a kind of āoh please someone who speaks his language and hates his gutsā kind of thing.
Heās less progressive than Zuppi or Tagle, but heās not anti-Bergoglian (this means heās likely to continue in Francisās direction), and heās also almost certainly going to work to bring the American church in line. The white Catholics with any cultural power are dangerously racist and homophobic, and many nonwhite American Catholics are actively having to hide going to Mass to avoid ICE raids. This was a choice that I think has a lot of good bones behind it, not an attempt to promote American exceptionalism.
You cant make this shit up
call me an osha-violating staircase the way i need a railing

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