Anxiousfurr

I NEARLY SCREAMED IN THE CAFÉ

love characters who are like "this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i'm wrong i have to face what i've done // if i'm wrong i have to face whats been done to me) "

Something something knives climbing a mountain and realizing he can't come down

I hate songs that talk about 'legends never dying' or 'never giving up' and a white guy goes OAHHH OAHHH

ive never played baldurs gate 3 in my life but i just woke up from a dream where astarion had a little brother named bimbles but players fucking hated bimbles bc in the game astarion would care more about bimbles than the player so ppl started uploading videos where theyd kill bimbles and a video called “900 ways to KILL bimbles in baldurs gate 3” got like 10 million views and then bc of the backlash larian studios released a patch where astarion would kill bimbles early in the game if the player asked him too but he’d do it while shaking and sobbing in total anguish and ppl started posting videos of the scene where astarion kills bimbles with titles like “baldurs gate 3’s BEST patch”

We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology

grossly underestimated

I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT AT WORK

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

sometimes writing feels like dragging your brain across gravel. but at least the gravel is sparkly. and covered in metaphors.

it is very childish and naive but i am still so shocked to see that so many people are just fucking outright mean

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.