Actually Michael Cera

they hate me for my slut waist and recurring self harming behavior

Me after suckling @anxiousconstantly

It's true

Sorry I'm going to be more normal about him

I need to hunt him for sport

@raw-behaviour

Ever heard a bass riff so good you can feel it in your actually I don't think I can say that in public

concept: two people enjoy spending time with each other enough that they disrupt each other’s sleep patterns staying up late together which impedes their reasoning in a way that makes them only lean further into that appreciation of each other’s company & its unquestioning prioritization over their sleep health, producing a self-reinforcing cycle of sleep-deprivedly mad fondness for one another

@anxiousconstantly

This was written about us

Hey (with the intention of making you so horny you can’t sleep at night without masturbating to the thought of me)

@anxiousconstantly :3

It do be like that sometimes

CANT I CATCH A BREAK FROM YOUR STUPID GAY ASS?!

@anxiousconstantly

No ❤️

@anxiousconstantly ❤️‍🔥

I’m going to kiss you on the m o u t h

sorr- (remembers that thanking instead of apologizing is healthier for you and your relationships) thank you for allowing me to prematurely ejaculate on your couch

@anxiousconstantly in your passenger seat**

@raw-behaviour anytime baby 💕

one marginalized group nobody every talks about is people who are always right. its literally so hard for us

@anxiousconstantly

im tired of being mean its bad for my health i want to be nice now so no one be stupid ever again so i dont have to be mean to you