every inch of my tar black soul

THE WAY I FKN SCREAMED WHEN SYLVANAS POPPED UP. IVE BEEN PLAYING MIDNIGHT CAMPAIGN 28 HOURS A DAY WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT

I’m still waiting for them to fuck you cannot tell me this isn’t sapphic

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

My poor precious wife swears I don’t nag about cleaning but I got my PhD in Nagonomics 💀

Underestimate me. That’ll be fun

talk talk ft the 1975 but its just matty talking in his own made up language since he never makes any fucking sense

sleeping with a knife beside me in bed, not because i’m afraid but because it is like a lover to me

the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution

they hate me for my slut waist and recurring self harming behavior

Slut waste*