Hey There Demons. Its Me, Ya Boi

please stop making people feel weird for getting excited about the things they love

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Please, how do you know this?

quicksand does not have any hands

the key to making a good character is giving them a gun and severe suicidal tendencies. and making them gay

What the FUCK

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

This text thread brought us into a new age

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image