THEY WHISPER TO ANTS

i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

come on

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

some days you just need to be reminded that things are working in your favor. when you’re tired, i hope you keep going. when you’re struggling, i hope you trust that something bigger than yourself will keep carrying you. when you’re anxious, i hope you hold onto the peace that you’re deserving of. when you’re disappointed, i hope you trust that what is meant for you will not pass you by.

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

Those are the worst photos of a rabbit ever taken. I'm in love with your weird dog and his emotional support dust pile