bittersweet

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

bobby flay is short for robert flavor

Teen vogue better be learning this for themselves too

so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is

COVER YOUR SHOULDERS WITH KNIVES

Shoulder blades.

i just saw graffiti and all it said was ‘bagels!’….i’m really happy somebody is passionate enough about bagels to spray paint it on a wall

so freaking cute

Oh my gosh!!

HE IS THE CUTEST BABY TO EVER BABY 

I find it hard to believe that people can just stand up for any amount of time without it causing them any problems

have you ever just…. TRIED to give off gay vibes? like, put actual effort into creating ‘gay’ energy so people will just sense your gay ass in the room??? is this just me??

this buffoon is so fucking full of himself jfc

remember when he left his wife because she wouldn’t finger his butthole

Context? I really need to hear this.

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

The phrase “you don’t know what you have until it’s gone” can apply to terrible things too. You may not realize the amount of pain, depression, or abuse you are living through until you experience what life can be without it

if you ever feel embarrassed just remember that in middle school I tried to convince myself that I wasn’t gay by making a compromise to myself to “only be gay at night”

The gay Knight rises

me