the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration

the amount of maintenance being alive requires.. i got nothing against eating but 3x a day, every day? couple hours max until you feel hunger coming back? the same teethbrushing routine every morning and night forever? showering doesn't last more than a day? give me a break

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

the mitski child slavery rumour was of course insane and kind of damning how quickly everyone believed and spread it but in fairness there had been an actual child slave scandal involving a prominent user on here like, not long before. so it wasnt without precedent

hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

why do the words caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing. Shouldn't they be rival jobs that undo each others progress

correlation is not causation

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"

the ear nose and throat being all connected is so heinous

worst throuple ever and the sex is disgusting!!!