Nothing But Trash Here 🤷🏻‍♀️

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since no one seems to be happy with lgbt, mogai, or any other acronym or umbrella term, i came up with a new one that i think is gonna cover all our bases:

The "insulin is free" tweet from the fake-verified Eli Lilly account tanked the company's stock, along with the stocks for two other major BioTech firms, by up to 4%

The "we're suspending arms sales to Saudi Arabia, the United States, et al" tweet from a fake-verified Lockheed Martin account tanked Lockheed's stock today

Since 8:00AM this morning there has been a tweet claiming Elon Musk was starting a program called "Elon's Tots" wherein he would pay off people's student loans

Numerous politicians and pundits have been targeted by trolls leveraging verified accounts to fuck with their public images, and many of them aren't being addressed nearly as fast as the fake-verified Elon Musk accounts

Twitter is allegedly worth 1/4 of what Elon bought it for

Tesla's stock has allegedly fallen by 50%

Elon has said Twitter may have to declare bankrupty

goodnight, sweet prince

I should not tread there but I do

And bring my twisted guts along

To gaze at someone else's future now

There's a row of minty green giraffes

And I think about my husband

Tall and strong and no one's father now

Or ever

There's no formula in the formula aisle

Because this is America

And I bring my twisted guts along

To hurry past before I cry

A pregnant lady beats me to it

And she sits down in the floor and sees me

Asks me why it's like this now

She's due in a month and she hopes that things will change

"How old is your little one?"

She has no clue that she has stabbed me in the chest with this

And I bring my twisted guts along

To throw up in the Walmart bathroom

Crying until I cannot breathe

A three month shelf life on the life I thought I'd have