Confess, Complain, or Criticize

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“I recently re-watched The Croods and fell in love all over again with its awesome visuals, character designs, world-building, well-written female characters, family dynamics, and naturally progressing romantic subplot that didn't require a kiss to be anywhere near believable. It pisses me off to no end that Frozen was rewarded and praised to the high heavens for doing none of those things right.”

“I can't believe that they added Olaf into Infinity 3.0. Like, what's he gonna do, slap people with sticks? He's pointless!”

“I really just cannot stand Kristoff. He is not just pointless but there is zero reason why he had to be the romantic interest. Couldn't he have just been a friend? Because in all honesty, that is what he acts like. And even then, he's got a terrible personality and I am so tired of people saying that Anna 'needed' him. She only needed him because Buck and Lee wanted to another heterosexual romance to add to the Disney roster.”

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I’m going to queue everything, so something may get actually posted today, maybe not, idk. I think you can definitely expect to start seeing stuff tomorrow though.

Y’all are welcome to use the instant message feature to chat with me, but don’t use it to send in confessions, they’ll just be deleted.

In the meantime, hang tight!

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“I get annoyed as hell at people who ship Jelsa simply because ‘they both have ice powers.’ I’m all for crossovers, but there should be more chemistry than ‘wow we can both make iced coffee in two seconds.’”

“As a Christian, the Fixer Upper song is absolutely the worst Disney song in history, as it encourages adultery. I know Kristanna was the main couple, but Anna was ENGAGED. She was getting married, I know Hans didn’t love her, but what if he wasn’t evil and felt genuine feelings for her? Adultery is wrong no matter what, you wouldn’t want your spouse to cheat on you. I get so angry when people enjoy the son, because it’s such a touchy subject for me.”

“Just because Frozen is a children's movie, it doesn't mean that they don't deserve any better. They deserve a movie written with effort, heart and soul. It shouldn't mean that Disney should get away with crimes like lazy female character designs and awful storytelling. We might as well just ban all movies for 3- 12 years old then, and just rattle car keys in front of them for entertainment, because according to Tumblr they deserve nothing worthy, like Lion King, Mulan, or Snow White.”

“Elsa being ‘the first gay princess’ is such a joke. I have no problem with people placing that headcanon on her, but I hate when they act like it's a solid fact. Elsa's sexuality is not mentioned in the movie at all, meaning she could be anything, even heterosexual. So saying she counts as LGBTQ+ representation is bull, because there is nothing to suggest she is even attracted to people in the first place.”

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“I do not like Elsa and the main reason is because people continue to give her all this praise she does not deserve.”