we sing when we cannot speak any longer

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

why repaint the mona lisa

As someone who has painstakingly typed it out because I forgot there were other options, I can guarantee my forgery was not up to the quality of the original.

did you install a katakana keyboard just to type it or did you have to Google “katakana alphabet” or something and copypaste from that

that’s a guy who has lost control of his life. there is no more cheerful nihilism in his smile, no more mischief in his eyes. that’s an emoticon with clinical depression

let’s get naked and play video games together

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

cats are small and you can pick them up

but watch out

let's do romantic things, like hold hands, go on brunch dates and fuck in public

i wasn’t put on this earth to dilute the love i have to give.