Am I cool yet Senpai?

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

my advice to the kids is that they should fight people on the playground while they can still get away with it without legal consequences

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

DJ keep the music volume the exact same

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

i’m a nonpracticing homestuck. i don’t really believe anymore and its just what i grew up with but i still observe the high holy days

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

Call me old fashioned, but I think the president saying "a whole civilization will die tonight" is the part where he should be deposed immediately.