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you guys don’t understand how bad i need them to play minecraft (@jacksonfromithaca)

- knox is lost in a cave somewhere. charlie left him there

- knox is actually just always lost. he is somehow thousands of blocks away at all times

- meeks and pitts are too good at redstone. meeks can’t build for shit though

- charlie is homeless. he dug tunnels under everyone’s houses and “borrows” from their chests. he could very well build his own house but this is so much more fun (for him, at least)

- he blames all the damage he’s done on herobrine any time he’s confronted

- despite his best efforts, neil is so bad at the game. he played very little before playing with the poets, so he has no idea what he is doing. he decorates his house nicely though!

- everyone went to nether and immediately died, except for todd who miraculously survived and had to bring back everyone’s stuff

- cameron is being mercilessly pranked. he’s been trying to find where that bell is hidden in his base for days, his chests are trapped, he’s punched off cliffs, etc.

- so is neil, but pranking him is more along the lines of telling him to sleep in the nether and that you actually get more diamonds when you mine them with a stone pickaxe

- they held a society meeting in the server once

- pitts just knows every game mechanic

- i just think pitts is really good at minecraft, he’s been playing since he was like 8

- knox is secretly using tutorials to build his house. and everything he makes, really

- charlie is nearly always playing but has made no progress

- neil is obsessed with fishing, and todd has taken to farming. they are feeding the server

- pitts has so many animals. he gets so excited when new mobs release because he needs to expand his collection