People In Here Are Waiting

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

Wake up, babe, a new example of why the Oxford comma is a really good idea just dropped...

reading Fellowship of the Ring for the first time, and I've never respected Boromir more. All of these other bitches (except the hobbits, love u hobbits) are speaking ominously of the past and the future and Boromir is like "Okay So Are We Going Through The Mines Or What. Please Explain What Is Happening. I'm Just A Guy." If i had to travel with those prophetic fucks, i'd be biting

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

gnome buddies hooked me up with a chortler, now I'm always on the lookout for my next giggle fix. got arrested for public jubilation and they took all my snickers and even my haha. but what's that i got stashed in my sock? that's right a guffaw