🦕reag-a-saurus 🦖

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

I have GOT to stop spending $30

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

c*rter h*rt is the worst goalie in stanley cup finals history, pass it on

“what’s better than this” carter hart in fucking jail that’s what

like what kind of a fucking timeline am i living in where sports announcers are glazing a rapist on my tv rn

i am literally never going to shut up about this btw. there are no “knights fans”. there are only contrarians who think it’s cool to support the literal devil