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One person’s you are insane (derogatory) is another’s you are insane (heart eyes)

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

i love listening to the same 6 artists over and over. #music #mymusic

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

wjere do you live? 1 kill yourself avenue?

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the character of all time. I'm almost inclined to ask "What's his fucking PROBLEM???" but he thoroughly explains his problem in every episode

Never getting over Charlie Kirk getting shot in the throat right after he uses it to downplay gun violence. Gotta be a top 3 assassination. Up there with Shinzo getting doohickey'd.

It's on some straight up Greek play shit. Man who uses his voice to justify violence and stir evil for years meets his end as that very violence tears out his throat. Poetic. Captured live from multiple angles. People stole his blood soaked merch to hock and his wife was giddy about sale numbers during his funeral.

this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it