Mitochondria and Coffee

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

people who do a PhD are running from something

God forbid Chippy do anything

You absolutely must unmute this video.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

There are political newspaper comics that aren't this succinct

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

getting a set of 100% linen clothes is actually really problematic and dangerous because it has made me want to throw out every piece of synthetic fabric clothing in my wardrobe and replace it with more linen

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know