I will make you believe you are lovely

now we’re getting into some more advance Dad Aesthetics 

tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh the great red spot is an std” jokes, and i don’t care. and btw, the logistics of fucking the rings of a planet don’t make any sense. have fun trying to put your dick through a bunch of jagged rocks and ice, you piece of shit

what type of fish are they

I need this shirt.

I found it online here!

I want this shirt lol

I love this shirt

Everytime I saw this and thought it said “grandfather” and I was like why is no one talking about the grandfather is fit af but…nvm lol

Omg I did too

Hey, grandpa’s can be just as fit and horny as you young guys. And we know all the moves too!!!

Wtf

this is the longest ive ever been awake im just so nauseous and tired

how long have you been awake for?

eight minutes

im a huge fan of underboob,,! even sideboob mmmmm a nice cleavage ,,,,, i just love boobs