Uninspired and Spiraling

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

congratulations to people who are good at performing conversations and social interactions. did you take a class or is it just like genetics or whatever

“If I had a dick I would stack donuts on it” well donut holes exist and you have a pussy so………?Get to filling

gonna try this brb

yeast infection

Sorry

Think I'll do a bloodborbe burger king king cosplay build

I will simply make a bloodborne character that looks like the iconic character of the burger king and I will dress him in the most burger king outfits available to me in the videogame bloodborne

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

A son named VHS and a daughter named DVD

Video Home Son and Digital Video Daughter

showing up to the evil wizard council meeting late with my wizard iced coffee

evil wizard iced coffee?

so when are the residents going to stop being evil?

if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit