Lara Vas Normandy reporting for booty

my favorite part of Isaac and Hector’s backstories was how Hector had to be gently coerced into the idea of war with the promise that they would be merciful, meanwhile all Dracula had to say to Isaac was “I want to wipe out the humans” and he immediately went “liked, followed, and subscribed, when do we leave?”

coming out of castlevania hell with not one, not two, but three new husbandos was something i did NOT expect

chris hemsworth is like a DnD character whose class 100% does not require a high charisma stat but he put it as his highest stat anyways like “hmm I think it will be useful (:” so he just walks around as a muscle-bound brawler who can also inexplicably get anything he wants from anyone by smiling at them 

Him and Terry Crews

@proto-hipster-blog I TAG U IN NICE STUFF TOO

there is something oddly satisfying about pairing meat with alcohol

and dont forget no microtransactions

And is a complete game with no missing elements. The DLC is only additional content that is separate from the main game, and doesnt lock you out of any content for not owning it.

Even the preorder bonuses weren’t exclusive, you could just unlock them sooner.

it’s almost like people enjoy offline, single-player, story-based games. 

weirdest thing about videogames is finding new clothing/armor for your character on dead NPCs like “its such a shame greg died but thank god his pants are just my size”

It’s such a shame this spider died. Good thing he was carrying pants, a helmet, and a sword.

“This wolf had five dollars!”

“damn this dead 6 foot nord man has armour that perfectly fits my 4 foot elf woman and molds directly to my titties! thank god!”