My personal corner of Tumblr

IF YOU’RE GONNA REBLOG ANYTHING ABOUT THIS ISSUE REBLOG THIS BECAUSE IT’S THE ONLY WAY THINGS MIGHT CHANGE

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT” “YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

THIS IS THE STUFF THAT TUMBLR NEEDS MORE OF

me: maybe i should talk to my mutuals brain: why would u do that??? ur annoying me: damn u right

freedom of speech means that the government can’t imprison you for what you say, not that the rest of us can’t tell you to shut the fuck up

the reason i like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. i could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. it’s so silent and calm. i love it

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

I love not being in any tumblr cliques and just being a hermit on the web visiting each village on my travels

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

this is what my coffee shop does with the Subway next door. each large latte equals one 6 inch sandwich. we trade at noon and 7PM

This is how the world should run