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gender: addams

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gendaddams.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘gender addams’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

anonymous-snake

I mean, aside from the weird portmanteau, this is my gender identity in a nutshell.

the-snipster

This was supposed to be hot man sex but my brain had other ideas.

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this was supposed to be hot man sex but my brain had other ideas

anonymous-snake

The haiku robot reblogged a sexy comic. This is the best thing.

#haiku robot #fun fact my reply is in 5-7-5 format

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Millennials are constantly blamed for killing trends. Wouldn’t it just be the biggest middle finger to the older generations if millennials kill the imperial units system and finally switch to metric?

anonymous-snake

pLEASE CAN WE DO THIS LIKE GODDAMN. Yes, I know that it would take a lot of money to convert at this point, What with factories being automated and all, but we have lost thousands to not using metric at NASA alone. Seriously. It’s not worth it to not do this.

#nasa #metric #imperial #millennials #no I’m not dead

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I relate.

#I do this in the hallway outside my zero hour class

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#Hamilton #Cards Against Humanity

thyrell

a necromancer is just a really late healer

thyrell

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

#omg

broadwayyhoe

since non-musical plays are called straight plays, does that make musicals gay plays? bc tbh that’s the most accurate description of musicals I’ve ever heard

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Jim Twins, singing: it’s beginning to look a lot like–

The Host, busting in drunkenly: FUCK THIS

#I know it’s January shut up

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Chase Brody: so you’re still drinking.

Dr. Schneeplestein: i don’t drink anymore so don’t start with that again.

Chase Brody, holding up a water bottle: so why was THIS under your bed?!

Dr. Schneeplestein: we neED WATER TO LIVE–

Chase Brody: NOT IN MY DAMN HOUSE.

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Darkiplier: how did you find me?

The Colonel: oh, it was easy, really. i just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.

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New Year’s Eve party at the Ipliers office

Wilford: i would like to offer a toast.

Wilford: [raises glass] i cannot believe we have already went through another twelve months of absolute fuckery.

Wilford: but, in a way, it was all worth it. we each brought something unique and stayed together through the thick and thin. be it through crazy antics or…some mistakes in the past

Darkiplier: [lowers his head, smiling]

Wilford: cheers. and may we all end next year with wonderful and joyous times.

Bim, drunkenly cuddling Host: Happy New Years!

Jim Twins: we can’t drink, does our apple juice count?

Dr. Iplier: there’s no other place i’d rather be than with you all.

All The Egos: [countdown together as the clock strikes midnight. hugging and cheering drunkenly. optimistic as ever about the new year.]

#12 MONTHS OF ABSOLUTE FUCKERY #HERE’S TO MANY FUCKIN MORE

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New Year’s Eve Party at the Septiceyes office

Dr. Schneeplestein: i would like to offer a toast to all of you.

Dr. Schneeplestein: [raises glass] i cannot believe we have already went through twelve months full of ups and downs: from scandals, traitors, finding love, falling out of love, and ultimately finding eachother.

Dr. Schneeplestein: cheers, friends.

Anti: uh, yeah, cheers.

Chase Brody: Happy New Years! i love you all so much.

Marvin The Magician, throwing confetti everywhere: there’s no place i rather be than with you guys. GROUP HUG!

All The Egos: [smiling and hugging as the fireworks blast over the city. excited for the new year.]

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is robbie asleep already

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robbie fell asleep sipping his juice box and cuddling up to a plushie of anti dr. schneeplestein made him. sleepy and crying when the egos are too loud for him.

#aaaaah I love the little ati plushie

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Robbie is a toddler in the body of a 27 year old

YES OKAY THIS IS THE HEADCANON I’VE HAD FOR ROBBIE IM SO GLAD PEOPLE NOTICED

so, since he’s not an official ego and hasn’t really had much thought put into him like anti or chase, he’s got the mind of a kid. playing with toys, still coloring in coloring books, never cursing or really doing anything the others do.

schneeplestein is his ‘caregiver’ per se and just makes sure he doesn’t get sucked into whatever crazy and illegal antics he gets into. making sure the zombie boi stays put and just colors or plays away.

chase also really likes him for that because he’s just so innocent and giggly!! he loves spending time with him and hearing him go on, confused on why anti won’t hang out with him or why he looks nothing like the other egos. (shh, poor boy doesnt know he’s the undead.)

anonymous-snake

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Robbie is Schneep's dead kid. Tis all

[SLAMS FIST INTO TABLE] HOLY SHIT

THIS FITS PERFECTLY BC LIKE,,,THE EGOS JUST FOUND HIM AND ROBBIE REMINDS SCHNEEP TOO MUCH OF HIS SON

THANK U FOR THIS NEW ADDITION TO MY HEADCANON

anonymous-snake

aAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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2018 Advice from the Egos!

Darkiplier: You're a lot stronger than you think you are. You've been through hell and back, and you're still here. Don't ever let go of that strength.

Wilford Warfstache: Forgive yourself for the mistakes you've made in the past. What's done is done, and now you must focus on your improving yourself and your future.

The Googles: Take the time to relax and take care of yourself. You spend too much time overthinking things, so remember that you need to take time off for yourself.

Yanderiplier: Focus on loving yourself. Be proud of your talents and ambitions, and don't let anyone discourage you or tear you down. Find your worth and hold on to it.

Bing: Don't compare yourself to those around you; life isn't always a competition. Work on finding your own value, and focus on becoming a better you. Those around you will see your success and cheer you on.

Dr. Iplier: You've worked so hard to get where you are, but don't forget that you always have room for improvement. Stay open-minded, because there are always new opportunities to grow and develop as an individual.

The Host: Take time to heal. You've been through a lot, and the road to recovery is a long one. Don't forget that time is an important part of healing old wounds from the past.

Bim Trimmer: Be kind to yourself and those around you. The world can be a dark and dreary place, so spread positivity and kindness when you can. But don't be afraid to put yourself first.

KOTS: You are more valuable than you could ever imagine. You have so much potential to grow and spread goodness to those around you. Don't ever believe that you aren't important or that you don't matter, because you do. You always have.

The Jims: Be brave, and follow your dreams, no matter how big or small they seem. If you're passionate about something, stick with it and see where it leads you.

#Advice FROM or advice FOR?

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Mark: i’m sorry for psychologically scarring you.

Everyone In Who Killed Markiplier: which time?

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