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no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

affirmation: I am capable of finishing the works of pornographic fanfiction I start writing

writing is so fun

writing is impossible why does anyone do this

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

This cheese is being stabbed safely

*remembering being a straight guy is about alcohol consumption and masculine camaraderie* you're like the sprig of mint in my julep bro

eventually yuna's gonna b like "it's really upsetting u cant get pregnant because your children would've been the best hockey players of all time" and shane will look at her like she shot a dog in front of him

Me for the last 15 years: im a bit burnt out rn but im sure next week will be different