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am i even mentally ill or am i just living in some kind of infinite torture chamber that would make anyone like this

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

it is odd to think about vaporization as a default family-friendly sci fi death cause it is one of those things that gets scarier the more grown up thought you apply to it. like okay. no evidence that they died. no body to mourn nothing to bury just breathing in their particles in the air around you. that’s cool.

testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats

dont do this

you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you

they should teach useful skills in school like home economics and how to safely pirate media

all I learned there was that the homunculus was the powerhouse of the cell I had to learn everything else myself

i think if you provide a measurement in fahrenheit you should be expected to provide it in celsius too because not everyone is familiar with fahrenheit but if you provide a measurement in celsius you shouldn't be expected to provide it in fahrenheit because google is free

i think if you provide a measurement in fahrenheit you should be expected to provide it in celsius too because not everyone is familiar with fahrenheit but if you provide a measurement in celsius you shouldn't be expected to provide it in fahrenheit because google is free