the sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. so at this point it's probably too late to pick a different one

I just heard about the recency bias, and honestly I think it's gotta be the best one ever

This is actually super cool from a media preservation stand point!!

all demographics and time periods and geography taken fully into consideration, some people were just born to lose

"one-man environmental disaster"

they called that man an organism

as bad as your worst day has ever been, do you have a wikipedia article saying you "possess an instinct for the regrettable that is almost uncanny"

i dont want to be in a fandom that critisizes the choices of fictional characters like they are human beings. i want to see THEORY and ANALYSIS and STORY STRUCTURE and CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!! I WANT PARALLELS AND MOTIFS AND VISUAL CUES!!! They're not REAL they are TOOLS so stop acting like they are people who made bad choices and should be punished. of course they made bad choices!!! that shit is funny and cool to watch!!

The last time I played Puck, the director was a huge freak about not letting us wear shoes on stage because it would "ruin the look", but we all kept eating shit, and instead of just letting us wear skintone dance shoes or something with grip, motherfucker poured Pepsi on the floor so it'd be sticky and we had to schlorp around. I fucking hate you, David.

Why couldn't this have been a one time I dreamt

I would just quit. Fuck people like that. It's easy to walk away

No it's not. Didn't you read the post? There was dried Pepsi everywhere.

this guy posted this video called “unethical money making hacks” and was like “i’m selling bullshit art!” and he was buying prints from kmart and covering them in joint compound and making interesting shapes in the joint compound and then selling it as “textured wall art” like sorry bro that’s just regular art you made art i know it feels like bullshit but you’re actually just making art rn

that guy with the urinal is laughing his ass off at you rn sorry bud

On my coked up entrepreneur grindset using household construction materials to evoke the tactile serenity of a zen garden.

It's weird to think that big hollywood movies are edited on normal editing software and they have to click a little export button just like anyone else when it's done. It feels like they should be edited on a big machine with a bunch of lights and when it's time to export you have to flip a huge mechanical lever.

objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

Throws in some gold coins at the neck opening and hear it rattling all the way down.

hyperfixations are so embarrassing like nooo don’t look I have a crush. on this tv show

kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

my stupid delicate princess fingers can’t wear rings for more than three days in a row before the skin starts splitting

That would mean you'd make a decent lantern for three days on your own then you'd have to make glove constructs to protect your hands

I have no idea what this means but yeah that seems right

OH like the superheroes. I thought we were talking about setting me on fire.

Why on this earth would I set you on fire? I don't dislike you in the slightest, there's no reason to

I could burn clear and bright without smoke or unpleasant smell. Call me spermaceti.

are you hairless?

I can be. Who’s asking.

whats the fucking point of having laws if people can keep making led headlights