“Oh… Bebop.”

My little club would have Castiel, Dudley (from The Bishop's Wife. If you haven't watched it yet this is your sign to go watch it now it's amazing) and, of course, founding member Aziraphale.

(Did I say this was a club. Actually it's a support group. They're all totally fucked.)

They would sit in a circle of chairs and talk about their loves. And then they'd cry.

I'd write the fan fiction but I haven't watched Supernatural yet and I'm going to get around to it, I really am, but it's going to take a while for me to work my way to Castiel.

So have patience, Tumblr, have patience.

The Vegetable Problem

And Aziraphale's approach to solve it. Luckily he has his loving spouse at his side helping him in this serious situation!

P.s.: One day I will have the motivation to color my art/comics (completely)! But so much to do and so little time 🙈

Dean/Cas, 100 words

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would you still love me if—

Castiel turned his eyes from the made-for-TV romcom and focused his squint on Dean.

“What does she mean?”

“Oh, that’s a test. Does he love her enough to stay with her no matter what?”

“So she isn’t a shapeshifter.”

“No, she was speaking figuratively.”

“Ah.” Castiel went back to watching the movie. After a minute, his head canted slightly toward his shoulder. “I have another form.”

“I remember. Wings, cosmic powers, real loud voice.”

Those blue eyes met his again and narrowed in unspoken question. Inwardly, Dean sighed.

Chapters: 4/9 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens), Maggie & Nina (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Anathema Device & Newton Pulsifer Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Anathema Device, Adam Young (Good Omens), Madame Tracy (Good Omens), Original Characters, Newton Pulsifer, Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Pepper (Good Omens), Wensleydale (Good Omens), Muriel (Good Omens), Warlock Dowling Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Alaska, Meet-Cute, but also middle-aged super cozy secure attachment, author might be obsessed with ying-yangs, Multiple Timelines, the timeline is in the shape of yin-yang, trust me you’ll like it, Gay Sex, 69 (Sex Position), Married Sex, Aziraphale/Crowley First Time (Good Omens), Wedding Rings, Wedding Fluff, Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Domestic Fluff, Suit Kink, Gentle Dom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Angst and Fluff and Smut, Traumatized Crowley (Good Omens), Top Aziraphale/Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), original parents of Good Omens characters, Parents Aziraphale and Crowley (Good Omens), US Legalization of Same-Sex Marriage Summary:

In this Human AU, Aziraphale is in for the adventure of a lifetime when he takes a teaching job in a quaint and rugged Alaskan fishing town. When he steps into the Singing Salmon Bakery, the gorgeous red-haired barista takes his breath away.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62685058#main

Chapters one through three are posted so far for those willing to check it out!

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.