A n a s t a s i a (Skittles)

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

Thomas: A little announcement, uh, a lot of people told me that I shouldn’t but I’m an adult and I’ve finally saved up enough money so I’m ready to tell you guys that I officially bought a new shirt! And I can’t believe the day is actually here

Folgers was wrong. The best part of waking up is going back to sleep.

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

how in ten seasons did no one kill Ross