hi

I thought this was fake but I just checked and its 100% real

macklemore did something incredibly important for the gays and the federal government exacted revenge on him by scrambling his fucking brain

lorde released ribs, florence released lungs, and now ariana released breathin. this is the history of how humans accessed oxygen to survive.

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

if i didnt have depression no one could fucking stop me. i only have depression because otherwise im too powerful

If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend $17,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies.

why was this calculated

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