Miss Chandler Bong

*walks up to a gay couple* so which one of you gets sent down to super hell for confessing your feelings and which one of you is homophobic

society is collapsing because we stopped making movies with all-muppet casts and one regular human actor

At your military wife’s house washing my hair with your sons calming bedtime baby shampoo

Where else can i get sentences like this

i think if men want rights they should have to get little earrings

Actually the MOST cottagecore thing is fighting for indigenous sovereignty and then working communally on the land to support each other as well as the environment while not upholding colonial ideologies

“I’m not really mentally ill, I’m just faking this.” - A mentally ill proverb

i said this to my therapist and she just looked at me and said “so do you think i went to clown school”

FGFJFDSGGSH

it really is just me and my spotify premium account against the world huh.....

why is everyone talking about 1d all of the sudden did one of them die

my family has been wizards for one hundred billion years

pretty sure the universe isn’t that old

i never mentioned the universe. go make your own post

Aaah sorry I can't vibe with you☹️ I wish I could but unfortunately we are incompatible because I'm better than you 😭😭😭Thanks

I need a minimum of 2 hours at the start of every day to just vibe before I actually begin my day lol