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so fun fact it turns out showing iron lung to a fully red-green colorblind person who perceives dark or pure reds as basically black is the number 1 way to confuse them. on a related note, this is my public apology to my husband, the love of my life, who sat in a theater watching Nothing for two hours to make me happy. and then in the car hesitantly asked "so... could you explain everything that just happened?"

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

Haaaallöle, ich bin's, dein Schutzengelchen 😇 okay 🙏 Pass auf. In ungefähr sechs Monaten wirst du verhungern. 🥺 und wenn ich dich davor nicht bewahre bin ich: #gefeuert! 🫢 und das ist Nicht Gut. hahaaaaaa Jedenfalls. 🙏 habe ich mich mit den Ursachen des Verhungerns beschäftigt und siehe da: Dein Tod wäre total vermeidbar! 😯 Upsi! 😆 Es gibt mehr als genug Nahrungsmittel für dich und jeden anderen Menschen auf der Welt! Ohne, dass irgendjemand Mangel leiden müsste! Aber du darfst davon nichts abbekommen! 🤨 Biiiiitte? 🤷‍♀️ Anscheinend ist dein Tod von tausenden dieser Dinger vorgesehen, die man "Anteilseigner" nennt. Also. 🙏 Seit einiger Zeit töte ich Leute,

we all talk about doing it scared doing it alone doing it weird etc. but the the hideously awful truth is that you also often have to do it stupid

doing it stupid is the only way to get less stupid. you'd think this would be obvious by now, but you see the thing is. i'm stupid.

Hey man how's it going

Oh my fucking god

“i don’t block people just because of a difference of opinion” cool i do

this is a space where you can go “bestie you’re not on my enrichment team” and then throw them out of the window of your life without hesitation

I block incredibly freely, it's quite nice, actually.

In many cultures the moon is a man and the sun is a woman or both are men or something like in Egyptian mythology your ideas about the inherent feminine nature of the moon are based in nothing

Yeah in my tribe the Moon is male. So maybe we're not all Romans.

I kind of want to make the sentence "so maybe we're not all Romans" into a pin.