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bleehhh

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

Screenshots I took to traumatize my husband when I got this ad

This is going to enter my vocabulary

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

girl: come get this pussy daddy me: On My Way! baby grill

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

walking into the inbox with my tail between my legs and pleading eyes + this tweet stapled to my fucking forehead

Tumblr's algorithm: Here is one post we have decided you WILL like. We are going to keep bringing it up, forever.

Happy pride month from Jenny! 💙💗🤍💗💙

try and tell me literally any one of these would not fit above a short story about two wholly random men from the MCU fingering each other, or possibly 12 chapters of one or more characters from a CW show being in high school while having a photogenic but terminal kind of cancer. try.

ok so i want to say in hindsight i think i could probably have been clearer

somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]