just your friendly neighborhood geek

I think another good running gag would be for the crew to all keep telling Izzy things like “Ed wanted to ask you something, he’s in the kitchen” or “Captain Teach needs your assistance with something in his quarters” when they know for a fact that Ed and Stede are currently fucking in whatever room they’ve told Izzy to go into.  He starts catching on obviously so they have to make the problem more urgent like “COME QUICK, ED’S CHOKING!” and to be fair, maybe Ed is choking, but it’s certainly not on food.  They have a pool going to see who can get him to walk in on the dirtiest thing Ed and Stede are doing.

I’m terrified of what the original image might be

that comment made me realize how lucky some people can be. going your whole life ignorant of the zootopia abortion comic

The WHAT

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped

We’ve lost canada and mexico to the hogs already

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.

This is literally the best thing to see first thing after I wake up 😊

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?