ZOMG!

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

I just imagine it going "nyeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh" as it crosses the screen.

imagine two gnome movers carrying a giant strawberry out to a truck. whimsical scene, huh? well this was during the gnome recession. not so funny or charming any more is it

TERFism isn't "radical" at all, you're a middle-class white woman engaging in violent bigotry against an innocent minority, a thing middle-class white women have been doing for at least four times as long as we've been legally permitted to have our own bank accounts

official anti terf post

I'm terrified of speaking to people in real life because one of them could say "I'm a chuckster!" and just hurtle me three hundred feet up in the air

Shit like this is why I could not stop laughing in film editing school. I would have to leave class because I was in tears whenever I had to do sound.

accidentally put on my fellow knight's helm today and when I smelled his sweat and musk on the metal I became so undeniably aroused I had to excuse myself from the armoury to go jerk it. is this normal or is my soul in jeopardy be honest