yo yo yo yo yoooo!!! what it is motherfuckers!!!!

So are Juno and barb lezzing out do we know

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

why are you still crying

*feverishly* fetch me images of the Character. Posthaste.

GMORNIN IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Happy Yuri Day, whether you celebrate or not.

GMORNING GIRLIES IT'S YURI DAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars