Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird

look cool look cool look cool look cool -- don't freak him out don't freak him out don't -- kiss him but not the way you want kiss him but not the way you want -- god he's so perfect he's so perfect fuck my life -- pretend to be normal about him-- fuck, he's so perfect

and then

buck/eddie | explicit | season one sugar daddy au with older eddie | coworkers/roommates/idiots/fwb to lovers | multichap wip

“Maybe I should just hand someone twenty bucks and have them surprise me with coffee. They could get themselves something, keep the change, make it worthwhile, whatever. Start there, then work up to, I don’t know, blank checks so they can plan a vacation for me. Trick myself into finally feeling like someone…” Eddie fills in the blank, like someone cares about me, and then he opens his mouth and ruins his own life. “I could do that.” * Probie-with-a-trust-fund Buck wants to be spoiled and finally-divorced empty-nester Eddie refuses to let anyone else do it.

buck/eddie | explicit | season one sugar daddy au with older eddie | coworkers/roommates/idiots/fwb to lovers | multichap wip

“Maybe I should just hand someone twenty bucks and have them surprise me with coffee. They could get themselves something, keep the change, make it worthwhile, whatever. Start there, then work up to, I don’t know, blank checks so they can plan a vacation for me. Trick myself into finally feeling like someone…” Eddie fills in the blank, like someone cares about me, and then he opens his mouth and ruins his own life. “I could do that.” * Probie-with-a-trust-fund Buck wants to be spoiled and finally-divorced empty-nester Eddie refuses to let anyone else do it.