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Everybody thinks of Father Time as either an old man or a baby. One day, you discover the truth: Father Time is actually an overworked middle-aged man, with a baby on the way, caring for his elderly father.

A team of scientists created a 2cm big robot made of a microship containing an AI and of a little mechanical claw, and sent it to space with two instructions : 1- Survive ; 2 - Come back in 100 years. Its journey started 99 years, 364 days and 23 hours ago.

They finally found it, an AI left behind by the ancient race called the precursors. They knelt before the hologram and recited their speech “Oh great precursor. Rulers of heaven and Earth. Mappers of stars and-” “You’re a real bunch of god damn kiss-ass’, huh?” The AI interrupted.

the second radish is 29 feet away

This has the exact opposite effect because I now want to cover every camera I own

You’ve been sentenced to 400 years for multiple murders. It’s been 399 years and your jailers are starting to get nervous.

I know tumblr history through osmosis

I’m currently camping and honestly still confused because idk what the fuck I’m supposed to post here, but idc because @pmseymourva will read anything if it’s hot enough garbage

Guess again

You read that with your own eyes in order to make that response, Seymour. You may not have recorded that for a video, but you read it in your head, and you acknowledged it for all the world to see. You may think you're pulling a fast one, but you've just done the exact thing you were asked to do. You read the post.

Guess I'm Joe Rye The Clown Guy now