One time my dad called me a beer drinking hoe

if you want the rewards of being my lover you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of zigazig ah 

What does this mean

everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

Wish you could do this with books. I never know how tf to end any of my stories so im just gonna make the font smaller and smaller until it disappears

In my next life I would like to be a lesbian couple's house cat

I made a boomer oc to infiltrate Facebook groups with

i know so many of us have been trained since a young age to be so accommodating as to fear ever expressing an opinion, but as we get older we need to understand that being “accommodating” to the point of total indecisiveness is a very uncomfortable way to go through life, for you AND those around you. it’s ok to have an opinion on something. it’s ok to make a decision. your friends won’t hate you if you’re the one to end the “where do you want to eat” “oh anywhere is fine with me” discussion by suggesting a restaurant. you’re not high maintenance if you say, “noon is more convenient for me” when someone asks you what time you want to hang out. make decisions, have opinions, be part of the planning process, understand that you’re not being inconvenient, you’re just contributing. 

they’re more than horses to me. they’re horsies.