witty title here

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

Look, sometimes you just need forty thousand words of comprehensively researched geopolitical worldbuilding in order to adequately contextualise a scene of two rival princesses angrily jerking each other off. That's totally normal.

bouncing on it in repentance

crying and begging for forgiveness on it

bouncing on it in repentance

crying and begging for forgiveness on it

Evil overlord who seems to be attempting to seduce you to the side of darkness with their devious sexual wiles, but when you try to accept they're taken completely by surprise because the possibility had genuinely never occurred to them – it turns out they're just kind of like Like That.

They thought teleporting behind you and firmly caressing your shoulders with their great bladed gauntlets while whispering directly into your ear in discordant polyphony about how all humans naturally crave subjugation was a power move. You were supposed to be intimidated.

*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

If i had a dick i just know that i could get hard because of good music

a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened