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wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

@the-kingshound this is so much Hound vibes and I’m going feral thinking about such a scenario in the IF

asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are

i hate rejection sensitivity dude wdym my coworker gently corrected my mistake and i want to bash my own skull in with a hammer

hey itll be okay. blorbo covered in blood

So stupid when a piece of fiction impacts your identity. Like ok bitcj. It worked. Now what.