Theron Shan's Instagram Account

does dad know????

Oh dear, Theron made the naughty list

truly a mystery

Screenshot courtesy of @greyias

yeah ok true

Theron… buddy… stealth??

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from here on out im swearing off drama and going to just be a good little spy who behaves himself and minds his own bsns. now if you’ll excuse me, i need to go set up an elaborate sting operation to find who keeps stealing all the pumpkin spice caf creamer from the community fridge. this injustice will not stand!

...wait

(Who wore it better, who wore it betterrrrr~)

yeahhh lana u & me r gonna hafta have a long talk about boundaries when i get back. specifically, the boundary of my closet that i left specific instructions for no one to enter

And here is some mood music for it.

P.S. Great art piece!

its dark tiemz liek these that make me regret blowing up my therapist with the omnicannon