The Angry Mohawk

my favorite skyrim glitch is when you walk into your own house and ur wife says “ur not supposed to be here” like damn whatd i do

@angrymohawk

I should be able to sue men who touch me without permission

Under Icelandic settlement law I can kill people who call me names

if you adopt a pet bear and it kills someone then you should have to pay fines for not training your house bear well enough.

@angrymohawk

Hail to you, on your day!

@hanyouakumu

imagine waking up in a cozy cabin in the mountains. you can see snow falling softly and sticking to all of the trees out the window, and the person you love is making you coffee in the kitchen.

if you’re not standing barefoot in the heart of a foreboding forest and chanting to the old gods as the moonlight tangles its fingers in your messy hair and caresses your dirt-streaked cheeks what even is the point