people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

smile dog just gave birth to a beautiful litter of grin puppies ◕_◕

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio